'Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbblllllleeeeeeeee

A couple of weeks ago, I rang my very local garage and asked them to collect the car in their own time, the keys were in it.......I think I even said 'Good luck getting it started!' I gave them the full range of symptoms; hot starting, cold starting, running issues, tickover....the lot. 'No rush' I said.
Tonight, after two weeks of browsing for potential replacements, two weeks of knob ends ringing me up asking me