I am an 80's gangster Rob, don't you remember how much trouble I caused when I was 17??
I reckon I can get 200kgs out easy as you like and Gary has tempted me with nitrous, so anything could happen yet.
Maybe I'll just keep it simple and drive the bloody thing? (Like I stole it)
No, the owner nor the owners club of which he is a member, know nothing of my cunning plans. Benny Hill style video of me painting it will be a necessary way of me getting to know the Jag enthusiast forum, I think.