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Tk
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went for lunch in my local tesco's cafe today, when ordering my food the waitress asked if i would like anything on my burger
so i had a fiver each way
Small one's are more juicy

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Love it :)
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Excellent
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Tk wrote:went for lunch in my local tesco's cafe today, when ordering my food the waitress asked if i would like anything on my burger
so i had a fiver each way
Harsh but fair, whatever next? My lidl pony? The joke are growing old but won't be round furlong.,.

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:rofl:Image
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Unexpected Item in the bagging area

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saw this at Tesco express
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Tax Return

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Awesome !
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john B wrote:Awesome !
Pure class and so true:rofl:
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