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Bart · Post by **Bart** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:11 pm

so i had a wank instead:biggrinjester:

pablo · Post by **pablo** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:16 pm

haha...........

Not even your girlfriend will willingly have sex with you?

Poor sod!

Bart · Post by **Bart** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:23 pm

pablo wrote:haha...........

Not even your girlfriend will willingly have sex with you?

Poor sod!

maybe then if i got one those desensertization(sorry carnt spell) condoms
and waited till she was a sleep, turn it inside out, do you think it she
will wake up:shag:

pablo · Post by **pablo** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:26 pm

She didn't the last time you did that:smilielol5:

Bart · Post by **Bart** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:31 pm

pablo wrote:She didn't the last time you did that:smilielol5:

how the feck you know that, she did actually only cuz i farted mid stroke:sifone:

pablo · Post by **pablo** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:36 pm

Because you talk when pissed, a bit like now i would suspect:headhack:

Bart · Post by **Bart** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:40 pm

:bart:

pablo · Post by **pablo** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:45 pm

Bastard.........where's mine:headhack:

You know those choc ices you left here:p

pablo · Post by **pablo** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:05 pm

Just realised why you're so happy tonight............

Cause you picked a fight for next week with that guy from Reyland today:willy_nilly:

Post by **Stuart** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:56 am

I was waiting for the 'wank' comment when I clicked on this thread

I did think the tagline was going to be that or 'I got her a nice dinner first and then she let me give her one' or something similar.

Who have you been rowing with now Bart? Please tell me you haven't bit off more than you can chew..........