Crap jokes

russ979 · Post by **russ979** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:43 pm

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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in lessthan 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage overevery other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

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Nik · Post by **Nik** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:11 pm

A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said "Error, not long enough"

BIGBIMMA · Post by **BIGBIMMA** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:11 pm

got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but the bastards talked me out of it.

Post by **Ben** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:09 pm

russ979 · Post by **russ979** » Tue May 03, 2011 7:55 pm

Man asks wife "What would you do if i won the lottery?" wife says "Take half then leave you", He replies "Excellent I won

john B · Post by **john B** » Wed May 18, 2011 2:51 pm

Bad taste joke !

Ryanair have charged Jennifer Mills Wesleys family

Post by **Ben** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:40 pm

Oh my gawd - that is awful !!

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:12 pm

I was going through a couple of magazines at my local mosque the other day. I was really enjoying myself, then my rifle jammed...

john B · Post by **john B** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:52 pm

Motorsport question ! see attachment !

john B · Post by **john B** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:19 pm

A TESCO burger walks into a bar and says “Pint please”
“Sorry I can’t hear you “ said the bar man
“sorry” replies the burger “I’m a little bit horse”

Burgers for dinner tonight – good for a stable diet!

Just looked at the TESCO burgers in my fridge....And they’re off!

I always wondered why those TESCO burgers gave me the trots!

A woman has just been taken to hospital after eating a TESCO burger. Her condition is said to be stable!

The good thing about those Horse puns for TESCOs, they have stopped all the Jimmy Saddle jokes!

Bigpower

Crap jokes

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