chocolate joke
chocolate joke
mr.CADBURY met ms.ROWNTREE on a DOUBLE DECKER, it was just AFTER EIGHT. they got off at QUALITY STREET, infront of the FISHERMANS FRIEND pub. he asked her name. "POLO, im the one with the hole", she said in a quiet wispa. "im MARATHON, im the one with the nuts" he said. Then he touched her CREAM EGGS. they checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her SNICKERS and felt her MILKY WAY. he fondled her FLAP JACKS,and she rubbed his TIC tacs It was a FAB moment as she let out a scream of sheer TURKISH DELIGHT! sadly, 3 days later, his SHERBERT FOUNTAIN started to drip. it turned out ms.ROWNTREE had been with BERTIE BASSET who had ALLSORTS!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]i used to be driven by demons ,
now i make them sit in the back
now i make them sit in the back