It's a sad indictment of the yoof of this country that this is how the language is being fucked up by a trend.
As an avid viewer of 'Weakest Link' I was amused in one show when a young girl began to speak in the 'innit' dialect. Dear old Anne Robinson quickly put her in her place and she immediately reverted to coherent English.
Bring back Standard Southern English!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!
This is just supurb! Pure comic genius! It has been updated today, and so it seems even ebay can see the funny side. The six pages of questions are also a bloody good read.
Bloody hell! A five day auction thats already heading for half a million hits!!! ( It went up six thousand in the few minuits i was outside having a fag!) must be an ebay record?