one liners

turbomart · Post by **turbomart** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:36 am

I started with Nothing! ......and Ive still got most of it left

Finchy · Post by **Finchy** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:14 pm

And my quote from Dad:

WORK HARD, PLAY HARDER

And a few other favourites:

I think sex is better than logic but i cant prove it

If at first you dont suceed then skydiving certainly isnt for you

Borrow money from pessimists - they dont expect it back

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Formula for success = Under promise, Over Deliver

Mike Broadbent · Post by **Mike Broadbent** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:40 pm

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
I'd kill for the Nobel Peace prize.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, monogamy is the same.

Tk · Post by Tk » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:51 pm

my personal fave : if you stay single your pockets will jingle

puggsy · Post by **puggsy** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:49 pm

One from Woody Allen: "Sex is the most fun i've had without laughing"

prolex-uk · Post by **prolex-uk** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:50 pm

just do it................if its wrong apologise

kev@tga · Post by **kev@tga** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:33 pm

he who hesitates masterbates,
if at first you dont succeed cheat

:-)

Datsun-Des · Post by **Datsun-Des** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:09 am

You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house.