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Gerry H
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Dear Valued Customer,

Some errors are detected on your online banking data. Due to the recent update, we temporarily suspend your Account.Your account access will remain limited until this issue has been resolved please log in your account by clicking on

Your Accounts

Regards
Online Security Team

HSBC Banking Plc, Data Protection Manager




Dear Valued Customer,

Some errors are detected on your online banking data. Due to the recent update, we temporarily suspend your Account.

Your account access will remain limited until this issue has been resolved please log in your account by clicking on

Your Accounts

Regards
Online Security Team

Egg Banking plc, Data Protection Manager Egg Riverside Road Pride Park Derby DE99 3GG.


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I get these almost everyday on my Yahoo.....

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I can understand you getting them but I'm skint :o
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haha, comedy Gerry :roll:

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I do hope you know that these are scams Gerry?

Nice swerve of the swear filter too mate.........good effort :)
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:grin: I'm with Bwarclays :grin:
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The last sentence is a dead giveaway

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Your Halifax Online banking account needs to be updated within the next 24 hours

Failure to update your account will lead to service suspension.

kindly follow the link below in order to update your account and therefore ensure the security and safety of your account:

Profile Update

We apologise to all of our customers for the inconvinience we might have caused and promise to strive harder to avoid such cases in the future

Thank you,
Halifax Online Banking.
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I get these lots on all my accounts......and like Gerry i'm also skint. what i want to know is where the hell did they get my email addys from in the first bloody place!!

Fwucking Barturds the lot of them!! :x
Buggers cancelled my op just a couple of days before it was due. Inconsiderate barstewards!! :rant:

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Waiting now for another execution date!!:headhack:

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ScoobieWRX wrote:Prediction for 2009--------'I will win the lottery'.....so nobody else need bother
If nobody else bothered then the jackpot would only have your

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Hi Dean...long time no see your scribbles :D

.....No matter.....at least my prediction comes true!! ;)
Buggers cancelled my op just a couple of days before it was due. Inconsiderate barstewards!! :rant:

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