my misses asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies, so i stuck it up her arse hammered the life out of her and came all over her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH" from the look on her face i`d hazard a guess that we dont watch the same films :-D
A vicar books into a hotel and says to the clerk "i hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" she says "no sir its just normal porn you sick bastard"!
funny joke a bit rude
funny joke a bit rude
Matt Black Wrapped 2009 GTR with litchfield stage 4.25 

Oh man!! Good effort. I should have known you would be on here with some 'pearlers' at some point 

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