Agony Aunt
- Mike Broadbent
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Agony Aunt
At last here is the opportunity to get answers to your personal problems ! If you wanted to write to Dear Deidrie, but didn't want The Sun to publish, now's your chance. You can rest assured that BP members are understanding, sympathetic, and will endeavor to provide the best advice, all in the stictest confidence of course. :roll:
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Gerry H wrote:Dear Deidre,
I find I have an overwhelming urge to tell somebody all my innermost, private, secrets.
How can I overcome this compulsion?
Easy.......go fudge yourself with a big stick or have a good Tommy Tank!! After one of them you won't want to tell anyone anything!!

Buggers cancelled my op just a couple of days before it was due. Inconsiderate barstewards!! 

Waiting now for another execution date!!:headhack:


Waiting now for another execution date!!:headhack:
- Mike Broadbent
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You can say that now but with the influence of the Mayor of London, the well known bicycling Boris Johnson, the introduction of Bicycle Saddle Sniffing could mean the difference between winning or losing to Australia in the Olympic Gold Medal race.Mike Broadbent wrote:
You must try to resist temptation, sniffing bicycle saddles is not a recognised sport
This country has a great future in saddle sniffing as some of the world's greatest exponents are in fact British.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!
- Mike Broadbent
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My God you're right ! We could be founder members of the BSSA 8)Gerry H wrote:You can say that now but with the influence of the Mayor of London, the well known bicycling Boris Johnson, the introduction of Bicycle Saddle Sniffing could mean the difference between winning or losing to Australia in the Olympic Gold Medal race.Mike Broadbent wrote:
You must try to resist temptation, sniffing bicycle saddles is not a recognised sport
This country has a great future in saddle sniffing as some of the world's greatest exponents are in fact British.