True Story

[pablo]

After having eye surgery the surgeon came round to see me the next day and said "You'll need to take these eye drops twice a day". When I asked him how long would I need to take them, he calmly replied " Well that all depends......how long do you want see for"

[Gerry H]

To the next corner's usually enough

[pablo]

I received a rather big electric shock whilst at work a few years back, it was strong enough to knock me clean off my feet and send me flying about 12 feet across a corridor. That wasn't the worst part of it..............
The worst part was having the taste of liver and kidneys in my mouth.....I thought to myself shit I better go to the hospital :roll:

[kev@tga]

I received a rather big electric shock whilst at work a few years back, it was strong enough to knock me clean off my feet and send me flying about 12 feet across a corridor. That wasn't the worst part of it..............
The worst part was having the taste of liver and kidneys in my mouth.....I thought to myself shit I better go to the hospital :roll:

did you wash it down with some fava beans and a bottle of red chianti thththththththththt (from silence of the lambs) sorry :? :lol: