Explain to a cubscout leader, in fine detail, how you made your sister climax after drugging her first ???
Set fire to a greenpeace activist using bio-fuel ??
Let Kev play with beermats ??
Have a feeling of superiority because you use a stoat for felching when others only have gerbils ??
Give Big Issue vendors no-longer-legal tender Francs and Schillings that look like pound coins ??
Fantasize about Anne Widdecombe performing acts on David Blunkett...........................s guide dog ??
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Feel free to add your own musings !!




