A bra, a set of jump leads and a battery walk into a bar
The battery and jump leads sit down at a table and the bra goes up to the bra to get the drinks
3 pints of your finest ale please barman
Sorry mate I can't serve you. replied the barman
Why's that? asks the bra
The barman says: well your clearly off your tits and your two mates look like their going to start something!! :lol: