I'm opening my first business and you're all invited to the launch event

To tell the truth, this won't suit the guys per se. It's more suited to your better halves in fact.
My wife and I are opening a lingerie boutique in central Cambridge on 18 September so if any of you live near and shop in Cambridge please come along and check out our wares. Champagne will be flowing on the day

If you're interested please PM me your address and I'll send you an invite.
Cheers
Tommy