Try not to fall for this scam, but not too hard

[Fast Eddy]

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's in Norwich for a bit
of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to
think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21
year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to
look especially with all the rain we have been having.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another store, in my case, Asda. You agree
and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and
both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of
them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap,
kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you,
while the other one steals your wallet!


I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also February 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.


So Be Warned!
P.S. Tesco have wallets on sale for

[Ben]

:-D classic

[V8_EATR]

[-o< :pmsl: :pmsl:

[George @ DCY]

Ha ha ha, I like that one!

I thought it was real to start with, I was set for a trip to your local supermarket!

[ScoobieWRX]

Blimey....the older you get the more imaginative the fantasy becomes!! Never mind Eddy, I'll have a word with Jimmy S and ask if if he can fix it for you!!