Any sufferers on here, i had an ambulance out thursday morning because when you call the pandemic swine flu line they ask you 3 questions...
1. Is the sufferer unconcious - "No , I'm not"
2. Is the sufferer Limp / sleeping? - " (cough cough) No , I'm not"
3. Can the sufferer finish a sentence without either coughing or getting short of breath - " (cough), Err, (cough cough, weezing) Well, no (cough)"
"Ok" I'm told, "Please hang up and call an ambulance"
I do this, they came and told me I had swine flu then spent 30mins on the phone trying to get me tablets before they left. I felt like death Thursday and have gradually been feeling less like death since. Just feel real dizzy / faint now with a cough still and throat feels like i want to be bit sick.. Thursday i ached from head to toe and was apsolutley roasting..
Not nice at all
Swine Flu
Swine Flu
EG6 SIR2
Glad to say that I haven't had it yet, but then again I am uber tough and resilient to that sort of thing
(If that's not talking it up.......)
I am perpetually warm though, regardless of the weather. I am sure that suggest something within my body isn't working or working too hard but there we are. I attribute it to my healthy lifestyle
Hope you're feeling better soon Paul

I am perpetually warm though, regardless of the weather. I am sure that suggest something within my body isn't working or working too hard but there we are. I attribute it to my healthy lifestyle

Hope you're feeling better soon Paul
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I can't aford to catch a cold never mind the flu.
If you want to feel really scared to the point you really need an ambulance develop asthma and catch a bad cold. When your airways and bronchials have properly conrtacted and are full of phlegm, none of your inhalers are working and you're struggling to breathe and can't fill your lungs for the gagging and coughing it's then that you pray the ambulance turns up bloody quick!!
My asthma is really playing up at the moment and I'm scared shitless of caching swine flu, vaccine or no vaccine. I've not long got over a bad cold and cough and really struggled durring the first couple of weeks but i've come out relatively unscathed and thank my lucky stars.
This swine flu is a bitch and I don't fancy it one bit!!
If you want to feel really scared to the point you really need an ambulance develop asthma and catch a bad cold. When your airways and bronchials have properly conrtacted and are full of phlegm, none of your inhalers are working and you're struggling to breathe and can't fill your lungs for the gagging and coughing it's then that you pray the ambulance turns up bloody quick!!
My asthma is really playing up at the moment and I'm scared shitless of caching swine flu, vaccine or no vaccine. I've not long got over a bad cold and cough and really struggled durring the first couple of weeks but i've come out relatively unscathed and thank my lucky stars.
This swine flu is a bitch and I don't fancy it one bit!!
Buggers cancelled my op just a couple of days before it was due. Inconsiderate barstewards!! 

Waiting now for another execution date!!:headhack:


Waiting now for another execution date!!:headhack: