25 Things that make you feel like a man

Nik · Post by **Nik** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:22 pm

Pinched from another forum but I thought it was pretty good.

1. OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling.. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.

2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman, but even saying it to kids makes you the man.

3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Weak. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.

4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle?

5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and

RX7 · Post by **RX7** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:41 pm

Ha ha ha ha that is ace mate !!!!!

Post by **Ben** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:05 pm

:-D

Gareth what would you know ... you're a bint

pigme1000000 · Post by **pigme1000000** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:59 am

loving that mate!!!!

DunkRA · Post by **DunkRA** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:56 pm

lolol so much of that is actually true :lol:

Opentrack · Post by **Opentrack** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:59 pm

understand number 18 but then i dont know what ive done with it ......
oh spent it on my wife !

duncan · Post by **duncan** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:02 pm

Superb :lol: