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i stopped a rape from happening last not

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:11 pm
by Bart
so i had a wank instead:biggrinjester:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:16 pm
by pablo
haha...........

Not even your girlfriend will willingly have sex with you?

Poor sod!

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:23 pm
by Bart
pablo wrote:haha...........

Not even your girlfriend will willingly have sex with you?

Poor sod!

:smilielol5:
maybe then if i got one those desensertization(sorry carnt spell) condoms
and waited till she was a sleep, turn it inside out, do you think it she
will wake up:shag:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:26 pm
by pablo
She didn't the last time you did that:smilielol5:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:31 pm
by Bart
pablo wrote:She didn't the last time you did that:smilielol5:

:eek: how the feck you know that, she did actually only cuz i farted mid stroke:sifone:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:36 pm
by pablo
Because you talk when pissed, a bit like now i would suspect:headhack:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:40 pm
by Bart
:cheers2::bart:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:45 pm
by pablo
Bastard.........where's mine:headhack:

You know those choc ices you left here:p

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:05 pm
by pablo
Just realised why you're so happy tonight............
















Cause you picked a fight for next week with that guy from Reyland today:willy_nilly:

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:56 am
by Stuart
I was waiting for the 'wank' comment when I clicked on this thread :D I did think the tagline was going to be that or 'I got her a nice dinner first and then she let me give her one' or something similar.

Who have you been rowing with now Bart? Please tell me you haven't bit off more than you can chew..........