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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.


Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria..

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

Particularly relevant as Tanya and I are downing several bottles of liquid, alcoholic in nature. I'm very health conscious.

Excellent, good news. I've just started a quick regime to get healthier. Seeing as Guinness is good for you I'm now going to nail 6 pints to make up for the dirty pint of lager I had when I got home from work.

"Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit."

Bloody brilliant!

As it says, no need for thanks chaps. Just enjoy your healthy lifestyle in the knowledge that you won't be a burden on the NHS

Rob S wrote:"Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit."

Bloody brilliant!

Must add that as usual with these witticisms none of the credit goes to me, other than my honed skills with copy & paste