Yippee I've got the jackpot

[Gerry H]

Or is that Crackpot? :jerk:


Assistant Director in Charge
Joseph Persichini, Jr




J . EDGAR. HOOVER BUILDING WASHINGTON D.C.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

TEL/FAX 202 386 6756

:


Attn: Beneficiary

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$10.5million in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $10000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.
br> Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $570 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Country: Ivory Coast

NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams

Phone No# +22502943539

EMAIL: kelvinwilliams11@sify.com

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:

FULL NAME:

HOME ADDRESS:

TELL:

CELL:

CURRENT OCCUPATION:

BANK NAME:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $570 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. Please if you know you cannot be able to afford the $570 for the delivery of your ATM card via FedEx then do not bother to contact Mr. Kelvin Williams as we are at the End of the year and he should be busy with some other things.

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.



Federal Bureau Investigation

Robert S. Mueller III

Director, FBI

HERE IS A PICTURE STRUCTURE OF J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING.
IF YOU WISH TO VISIT OUR OFFICE.




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[Daniel]

looks safe enough to me :?






:jerk: they really havent got anyything better to do

[Rob S]

May their nuts turn square and fester at the corners :x

Turds!

[Ben]

some one will fall for it due to pure greed !!

[Gerry H]

I lost the will to live let alone claim the millions that are surely waiting for me in guess where? Yep! Nifeckingeria

NIGERIAN FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT

RE: FRAUD ALERT/FINAL!!!
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

The Economic Financial Crimes Commission {EFCC}, through our intelligence Monitoring Network have discovered that
some group of unscrupulous elements have fraudulently using the federal government of Nigeria letter headed paper
to miss-inform creditors like you causing a lot of problems and irregularities towards the release of your long
overdue payment because of all this fraudulent act this office has been dully intervened on the release of your
funds. We have been mapped out to verify and investigate properly on your fund by the current president of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria, Alhaji Umar Musa Yar'Dua. Based on our findings in this investigation department we
wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to
be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country, NIGERIA.
We were informed that some Hoodlums are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund which was long
approved in your favour. As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation for some time, known to no one
but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation teamed to help stop
fraudulent activities in country, and as well restore the image that has been tarnished by this group of people.

Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the people that have extorted money from you
illegally, and we wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writing back to us with the name
of whom scammed you among them as we want to make sure your payment is routed to you without any further delay..
Note that we will surely deal and bring to book the people using the names of government officials below. If only
you will cooperate with us by co indicating correctly any of them.

The Scammers using below government officials names have been arrested:

1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5) Rev. Nicholas Smith (Guaranty Trust Bank Plc)
6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
8) Dr. Patrick Aziza (Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member)
9) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
10) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Barr Jacob Onyema
14) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
15) Mr John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country, and note
that if any of them is caught and found guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years (Twenty Five Years) as it is
under the Degree 47 of the Constitution of this bank under the section 101(b)of criminal law. So we are waiting for
you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names or any other one claiming to have your FUND from NIGERIA,
have Extorted money from you; or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior
to bringing them to book and having your fund wired into your Bank account as nominated accordingly. Incase the name
of the Hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, we will advise that you forward to us his/her name and his contact
so that we can trace them and as well bring them to book.

We apologise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have coursed you
in any way and promise that such thing will not occur again in the future. More importantly, if you are currently
dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further contact with them as you are taking a
very big risk!!! It might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they have nothing to
offer. The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you until you go
Bankrupt.

Mrs. Farida Waziri

Contact me immediately, as we are here to fight crimes and serve humanity the best way we can. Official notice has
been sent to Foreign Security Units in collaboration to ensure genuine and success implementation of all payment done
over funds owed to beneficiaries. We shall further monitor your funds until you receive your fund.

We look forward to your maximum cooperation in anticipation, you can also reach me on my telephone: +234-8053817390

[Tonynos]

And the government wants to let more of these ****** barstewards into the country

[Gerry H]

Mi querido amigo,

Yo le pido humildemente perdуn por si usted encuentra este mensaje como un mensaje no solicitado, pero quiero que tengan a bien solicitar su confianza en que voy a presentar y participar en esta operaciуn financiera. Debido a su naturaleza de ser totalmente confidencial y de alto secreto, no voy a revelar mi identidad hasta que reciba una respuesta positiva de que usted me ayude en esta transacciуn y estoy asegurando de que serбs muy feliz al final de esta operaciуn financiera. He decidido ponerse en contacto con usted a travйs de este medio debido a la urgencia de esta operaciуn, como espero descanso de mi confianza en su habilidad y discreciуn para manejar una operaciуn de este tipo.

Con los aсos, he conseguido una de las ramas de uno de los mayores bancos comerciales en Ghana, Бfrica occidental. I got you perfil y contacto a travйs de mi bъsqueda privada para un extranjero acreditadas y de confianza que puedo confiar esta transacciуn con. Yo soy una mujer de las empresas en sus 40 aсos y me casй con 2 hermosos hijos. Quizб le interese saber que yo soy una mujer de buena familia cristiana y maravilloso sуlo con la esperanza de poder ayudar a nosotros.

Tengo una operaciуn financiera y el paquete como profesionalmente para beneficio tanto de nosotros, como el controlador financiero regional en general de nuestro banco, es mi deber enviar un fin financieras del informe, aсo a partir de mi rama del banco de la cabeza la oficina en la capital, Accra, al final de cada aсo. En el curso de la preparaciуn final del aсo 2008 informe, descubrн un beneficios excesivos de cuatro millones ochocientos mil dуlares de EE.UU. [US $ 4,800,000.00], que nuestra sede no tiene conocimiento de y nunca se sepa. Desde entonces, he colocado este fondo en lo que llamamos (Cuenta de) sin ningъn tipo de beneficiario.
Como funcionario del Banco que no se puede conectar directamente con este fondos o hacer cualquier retirada y esa es la razуn por la que mбs han solicitado su ayuda. La proporciуn de la distribuciуn de fondos es el siguiente: 40 por ciento para que el 50 por ciento para mн, y el restante 10 por ciento de los costes y los impuestos derivados de esta transacciуn.

Por favor note que no hay prбcticamente ningъn riesgo en esta transacciуn, que serб una transferencia de banco a banco, todo lo que quiero que hagas es para presentarse como el depositante original de los fondos, de modo que tan pronto como se confirma el йxito puede aplicarse inmediatamente a nuestra oficina central para la transferencia de los fondos a cualquier cuenta en el exterior que estб en su nombre o cualquier cuenta bancaria offshore, que estб a su nombre.

Serб mi mayor placer de aceptar mi oferta y voy a estar esperando tu respuesta mбs positiva como una indicaciуn de que usted ha aceptado mi propuesta. їPuedo invertir en su paнs? Te enviarй mis datos completos tan pronto como reciba su respuesta que usted estб interesado en ayudar a mн en esta transacciуn.

Necesito su respuesta inmediata.

Atentamente,

Su Seсorнa.

[ScoobieWRX]

Yep Spanish, somewhere in the America's, Deigo's...they all look the same to me

They're at it all over the world and as has been said...people still fall for it. I've given up reporting them to Scotland Yard's internet numpty division so i just chuck them in the bin!!

[Gerry H]

I post them on here, in case someone's feeling lucky

[ScoobieWRX]

Muy bien Se