Bigpower

my misses asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies, so i stuck it up her arse hammered the life out of her and came all over her face while shouting "TAKE THAT BITCH" from the look on her face i`d hazard a guess that we dont watch the same films :-D

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the clerk "i hope the porn channel in my room is disabled" she says "no sir its just normal porn you sick bastard"!

Oh man!! Good effort. I should have known you would be on here with some 'pearlers' at some point

this one might offend so please just remove is needed


Gary glitters got a new job
:roll:

Ha ha ha very good Kev.

Now wheres the laydee of the week ?!!?

:-D oh dear ..