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'True' Friendship

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:15 pm
by Gerry H
As sent by a 'friend' :D

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.




1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you got shagged.

4. When you are scared -- I will take the p*ss out of you about it, every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit moaning.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh as you land on your arse.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:30 pm
by ScoobieWRX
Very touching Gerry :lol: