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Agony Aunt
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:20 pm
by Mike Broadbent
At last here is the opportunity to get answers to your personal problems ! If you wanted to write to Dear Deidrie, but didn't want The Sun to publish, now's your chance. You can rest assured that BP members are understanding, sympathetic, and will endeavor to provide the best advice, all in the stictest confidence of course. :roll:
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:36 pm
by Gerry H
Dear Deidre,
I find I have an overwhelming urge to tell somebody all my innermost, private, secrets.
How can I overcome this compulsion?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:47 pm
by ScoobieWRX
Gerry H wrote:Dear Deidre,
I find I have an overwhelming urge to tell somebody all my innermost, private, secrets.
How can I overcome this compulsion?

Easy.......go fudge yourself with a big stick or have a good Tommy Tank!! After one of them you won't want to tell anyone anything!!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:53 pm
by Mike Broadbent
Gerry H wrote:Dear Deidre,
I find I have an overwhelming urge to tell somebody all my innermost, private, secrets.
How can I overcome this compulsion?

You must try to resist temptation, sniffing bicycle saddles is not a recognised sport

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:11 pm
by Gerry H
Mike Broadbent wrote:
You must try to resist temptation, sniffing bicycle saddles is not a recognised sport

You can say that now but with the influence of the Mayor of London, the well known bicycling Boris Johnson, the introduction of Bicycle Saddle Sniffing could mean the difference between winning or losing to Australia in the Olympic Gold Medal race.
This country has a great future in saddle sniffing as some of the world's greatest exponents are in fact British.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:24 pm
by Mike Broadbent
Gerry H wrote:Mike Broadbent wrote:
You must try to resist temptation, sniffing bicycle saddles is not a recognised sport

You can say that now but with the influence of the Mayor of London, the well known bicycling Boris Johnson, the introduction of Bicycle Saddle Sniffing could mean the difference between winning or losing to Australia in the Olympic Gold Medal race.
This country has a great future in saddle sniffing as some of the world's greatest exponents are in fact British.
My God you're right ! We could be founder members of the BSSA 8)