VOLVO DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:30 am

I hate these fecking twats like no other driver on our roads!!!

Last night i was coming back from Tesco with a boot full of shopping in Hazel's car. I was making my way onto a duel carrigeway with roadworks turning it all into 1 lane about 300yrds ahead of me. I was making quick progress at this point and was quickly coming up to the bumper of a new Volvo, still on duel carrigeway bit. He was doing 30 in a 40 zone. I was no more than 30 odd yards away from him when he veered his car right over to my side blocking my way forward.

The cnut did this on purpose, knew fully well what he was up to, and instantly i saw red!! :x If ever there was dangerous on the road practice...that's it!!
I slammed on the brakes otherwise it would have been a very messy outcome, dropped it down a gear and undertook him. :evil: I know it's naughty of me but when someone tries to kill you like that there is no other choice. Bearing in mind i had Hazel with me, if anything had happened i'd have fecking killed him.

As i passed him screaming obscenities at him through my window he just fecking smiled and put his foot down trying to stop me from undertaking. What a complete cnut!!!! :x :x Suffice to say i got in front and slowed right down to a point where i almost stopped to get out of the car and remonstrate with him in a way only i know how :twisted: However he backed right off as i assume he thought i would stop the car and knock seven buckets out of him, but that angel on my left shoulder, Hazel, persuaded me not to stop to twat him :evil:

What the feck gives these cunts the right to act like self appointed road marshalls?? It's not the first fecking time over the years i have witnessed such utter madness from Volvo drivers, and i have on occaision been seriously pissed of by one or two Volvo drivers. I just wish there had been a police car around to witness the Volvo driver's moment of utter twatness but there's never one around when you want one!!

Anyway...the moral of this tale is..... 'I HATE FECKING VOLVO DRIVERS WITH A VENGENCE!!!'. Personally i think Volvo drivers should be labotomised and have 'I am a cnut because i drive a Volvo' deeply tattooed on their foreheads at birth so everyone can avoid the twats!!

WANKERS!! :stick: :shoot: :machinegun: :nuts:

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Thanks for listening

Gerry H · Post by **Gerry H** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:36 am

Feel better now?

If there had been a copper about, he'd have nicked you for undertaking.

BTW your misspelling of dual seems most appropriate :-D

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:38 am

If there had been a copper around i would have seen him first and not made the move. There is something very calming about seeing a jam butty on the road ahead of you

Hahahaha, just spotted that, well done Gerry!! :pmsl:

Post by **Ben** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:43 am

:-D class ....

Gerry H · Post by **Gerry H** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:44 am

Don't stop at Volvos. What about the new breed of Saab drivers? BMWs, Audis, Mercs, VW Passats & Golfs?

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:51 am

Nope....just Volvo drivers for me.

In my experience anyone that buys a car with half decent performance drives actively and generally presses on without being too much of a twat to others.

But when someone goes out of their way to seriously endanger your life you can be sure it will be some numpty in a Volvo, being a little fecking hitler, while having a power trip just because he can.

Gerry H · Post by **Gerry H** » Sat May 10, 2008 8:07 am

I had a Volvo for a while

Bought a 850 estate for the dogs but it was too small for them.

Post by **Stuart** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:01 am

Volvo drivers eh? So now would be a good time to tell you I've had two T5's :lol:

There are some appalling drivers out there, regardless of their chosen steed. I read the typos above and laughed to myself. Funny how the words come out sometimes

Lovely picture Gerry. And I thought Oscar was big

Gerry H · Post by **Gerry H** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:12 am

Benson was a monster Stu.

Breed standard is: Average height at shoulder: dogs: 28 ins. Average weight: dogs: 64-69 kgs

Benson was 35" and 98 kgs.

Oscar's a baby at 32" and 75kgs.

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Sat May 10, 2008 12:44 pm

Gerry, there's one of those Newfy's goes past my house everyday, it looks big enough to eat a Volvo never mind ride in one

I don't think it matters who you are but there is just something about Volvo's that brings out that twatness 'i'm better than you are' syndrome in some people for whatever reason. Remember Christine!! :lol:

No offence to BP ex-Volvo drivers but it's Volvo drivers i see exhibiting this kind of holier than thou behaviour. Maybe i attract these twats in spades but what happened last night just reinforces my thoughts about Volvo drivers and just how dangerous their special practices can be.

In any case....you both don't drive Volvo's now so you must have seen the light!! :P

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