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Gerry H
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First Time Sex

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This was too good not to share. :D




First Time Sex


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday




night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.




Since this is such a big event, the girl announces




to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like




to go out and make love for the first time .




The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex




before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to




get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his




first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an




hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about




condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks




the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or




family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he




thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.




That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents




house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so




excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'




The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner




table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy




quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.




A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in




prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still




no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes




with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the




boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'




The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea




your father was a pharmacist.'
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Brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!
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:-D
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:lol:
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Post by Mr Fletcher »

superb gerry :-D :-D

cheers

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class :grin:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Brilliant mate! :pmsl: :pmsl:

I needed cheering-up after the last few days. =D>

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