Stu your 'Florence Nightingale' acts were legendary.........allowed me and my BAR to cut a path through 'ze germans' 8)
Great fun everytime :-D
COD3 Mon 27th or Wed 29th November
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madenglishman
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I wish you would have said. I kept swearing!!
Hang on~ what sort of bloke are you sending in your 10 year old daughter to fight a mans fight? :lol:
Hang on~ what sort of bloke are you sending in your 10 year old daughter to fight a mans fight? :lol:
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Update
Whilst I'm in an anecdotal mood~
I failed myself on Sunday by forgetting to update my Xbox live account and losing COD too, so was keen to make amends yesterday. By the time our guests have left for the evening with eyeballs on stalks, I booted the trusty Amiga looking beasty up and trawled for some online butchery. A few of the regulars had recently logged off, so I waited.......... the late night owl that Bladey is logged in and was soon ready for a fisty cuffs as it were. Banter was exchanged and the two of us took to the rubble that was Rouen. Hunting each other down when we shared a real feeling of amusement that was a bit surreal. We are both in our 30's and run our own businesses, and yet we were up past Midnight playing soldiers! WTF :lol:
A few other gamers joined up and the pace of the game increased. I remember shooting J in the head three or four times on the trot and not a single expletive crossed the big mans lips (perhaps his headset was off?) The tide started to turn as a few of our gamers started to pick up on my movements and my true 'sweary mary' persona rose to the top. I was cursing in true docker fashion as I seemed to have donned the Big Bird suit of camo once more. We swapped maps, I swapped weapons and off we went again... I started magnificently with the shotgun and rifle butt but some American guy was singing in an operatic manner in German all the time. I turned verbal and the next 15 minutes or so was amongst the most unpleasant on the ears I have endured on 'live'.
A map change again hoping that the lad concerned would leave. J and I were happily starting to accrue a fair kill rate when the aforementioned Yoddler walked in front of my Trench gun. Oh Joy. I merrily blew his head off and laughed heartily. He didn't like that. At all. He proceeded to say that 'he would like to meet me in a dark alley and rape me in the arse'. Well, J erupted with laughter replying that' he would pay money to see that' and it all went down hill from there. Deathmatches are never funnier than when they turn personal and the only room for improvement would have been more of 'us' on there. I remember J dancing on my dead corpse last night and hearing a maniacal laugh as he vented his frustration on my bullet ridden character...........boys and their toys
I failed myself on Sunday by forgetting to update my Xbox live account and losing COD too, so was keen to make amends yesterday. By the time our guests have left for the evening with eyeballs on stalks, I booted the trusty Amiga looking beasty up and trawled for some online butchery. A few of the regulars had recently logged off, so I waited.......... the late night owl that Bladey is logged in and was soon ready for a fisty cuffs as it were. Banter was exchanged and the two of us took to the rubble that was Rouen. Hunting each other down when we shared a real feeling of amusement that was a bit surreal. We are both in our 30's and run our own businesses, and yet we were up past Midnight playing soldiers! WTF :lol:
A few other gamers joined up and the pace of the game increased. I remember shooting J in the head three or four times on the trot and not a single expletive crossed the big mans lips (perhaps his headset was off?) The tide started to turn as a few of our gamers started to pick up on my movements and my true 'sweary mary' persona rose to the top. I was cursing in true docker fashion as I seemed to have donned the Big Bird suit of camo once more. We swapped maps, I swapped weapons and off we went again... I started magnificently with the shotgun and rifle butt but some American guy was singing in an operatic manner in German all the time. I turned verbal and the next 15 minutes or so was amongst the most unpleasant on the ears I have endured on 'live'.
A map change again hoping that the lad concerned would leave. J and I were happily starting to accrue a fair kill rate when the aforementioned Yoddler walked in front of my Trench gun. Oh Joy. I merrily blew his head off and laughed heartily. He didn't like that. At all. He proceeded to say that 'he would like to meet me in a dark alley and rape me in the arse'. Well, J erupted with laughter replying that' he would pay money to see that' and it all went down hill from there. Deathmatches are never funnier than when they turn personal and the only room for improvement would have been more of 'us' on there. I remember J dancing on my dead corpse last night and hearing a maniacal laugh as he vented his frustration on my bullet ridden character...........boys and their toys
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Great write up as usual Stu.
Looking forward to another match.
Myself, Dan, Buff and Ben had some great sessions with a cool American chap (they do exist!!). Mind you he was older than 12 and didnt feel the need to scream and shout every 5 secs about how good he was !!!!
Dan and I then had a session only using pistols, a lot of fun !!
Also a tip for you all....hold the grenades for a few secs, it makes a huge difference !!!!!!
Looking forward to another match.
Myself, Dan, Buff and Ben had some great sessions with a cool American chap (they do exist!!). Mind you he was older than 12 and didnt feel the need to scream and shout every 5 secs about how good he was !!!!
Dan and I then had a session only using pistols, a lot of fun !!
Also a tip for you all....hold the grenades for a few secs, it makes a huge difference !!!!!!
I got another tip last night too- find a game I'm good at and stick to it :lol:
May well be online tonight if anyone fancies a match.
May well be online tonight if anyone fancies a match.
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Bladerider
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Get in !!!
You are too kind on me Dalai Bigfoot.
I suck salty balls like an Ipswich hooker on psycho watch !!! BADLY !!!
However the comedy of ripping pubescent yank wannabes to shreds verbally for about half an hour more than makes up for the fact I havent grasped which end of the gun is the dangerous bit !!! Although I did dance on your corpse !!!
Tonight was most excellent, Millets is a dirty sneaking dog and deserves his kicking, as does that underhanded turd burglar englishdan !!!
I was overjoyed to have finally killed someone tonight and that joy lasted almost a whole second, before having my own head blown off by the Big man himself !!!
Ahse !!
Karen found me both pathetic and hilarious at the same time, and doesnt know it yet but will be getting a friendly if cold pair of hands somewhere warm in a minute to show her I love her !!! lolol
Catchya tomorrow peeps,
J.
You are too kind on me Dalai Bigfoot.
I suck salty balls like an Ipswich hooker on psycho watch !!! BADLY !!!
However the comedy of ripping pubescent yank wannabes to shreds verbally for about half an hour more than makes up for the fact I havent grasped which end of the gun is the dangerous bit !!! Although I did dance on your corpse !!!
Tonight was most excellent, Millets is a dirty sneaking dog and deserves his kicking, as does that underhanded turd burglar englishdan !!!
I was overjoyed to have finally killed someone tonight and that joy lasted almost a whole second, before having my own head blown off by the Big man himself !!!
Ahse !!
Karen found me both pathetic and hilarious at the same time, and doesnt know it yet but will be getting a friendly if cold pair of hands somewhere warm in a minute to show her I love her !!! lolol
Catchya tomorrow peeps,
J.