Bigpower

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:21 pm**

My daughter just sent me these..........

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'oi whats your disability mate ?' I replied 'tourrettes, you c*nt, now f*ck off!' :lol:

A muslim women knocked at my door last night, didn't answer it, just talked to her through the letterbox, see how she f*ckin liked it. :-D

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:19 am**

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:54 pm**

turbomart wrote:My daughter just sent me these..........

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'oi whats your disability mate ?' I replied 'tourrettes, you c*nt, now f*ck off!' :lol:

A muslim women knocked at my door last night, didn't answer it, just talked to her through the letterbox, see how she f*ckin liked it. :-D

:lol:

You need to have a word with your daughter.....

JC

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:00 pm**

Brilliant Mart
(Give her a bar of soap)

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:27 pm**

Lovin the letterbox PMSL

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:24 pm**

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:33 pm**

:lol: :lol: very funny martyn

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