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your momma

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:02 pm
by PUDDIN
your momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving...
your momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone...
your momma's so poor she goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers...
your momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence...
your momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter...
some harsh ones :oops:
your momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone...
your momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads to be continued...
your momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller...
your momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway...
back to normal :twisted:
your momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear...
your momma's so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch...
your momma's so dumb she sent a fax with a stamp on it...
your momma's so short she does backflips under the bed...
your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls...
your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of the window she went up...
your momma's so dumb she got lock in a grocery store and starved to death...

:twisted: :twisted: :wink:

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:06 pm
by Stuart
'to be continued' :lol: Nice.

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:45 pm
by Ben
No please, don't ... :)