Fcuk me is that the best you lot could do when you have free reign in my absence.
You should all stick to your individual talents,
Dunc - squeezing hard cash out of granite/datalogging the wifes iron to see how much 'G' she gets into his nik naks
Head of Slappage - for just generally being easy to spot............................from a distance
as well as the obvious use his family find of abusing his skyline when the chance arises
George - analysing all the chips and the custopmers he serves in the grease factory, and just being a typical bloody student annoying layabout !!!! Oh and also being highly adept at rotary mower knee surgery !!
Gareth - strange toilet based noises, having the worlds largest book of racing excuses BEFORE actually doing any trackdays, as well as just basically being a camping mutha fukka !!!
Ben - photoshopping anything that our neanderthal-esque leader hasnt the talent or dexterity to do himself, as well as wooshing his pom poms and wearing a rara skirt as leader of the Staples Allstar Cheerleading squad !!
Jim - trying to produce ginger pupies in some bizzare cross breeding experiment, he should stick to sheep which appreciate his delicate nature and rough handling !!!
Ross - cant really do anything yet, he needs to be a bit more active on the forum so I cant cheap shot him properly, for now I will do as Monty Python and fart in his general direction !!!
Besides, Im 33, Karens 31, we're not married and I cant fit into her kaks - although her lippy does go on nice, and now I've fixed its kick start her virbator aint bad either !!!
J.
