Person A writes:
Subject: A corny joke to rival Dale's corny jokes
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Person B replies with:
So where to we plug in to listen on our headphones then? Do Apple make a system that mutes the womans ever nattering voice so we can listen to the music in peace? Do we even get the chance to load our own music on there and if so, how? Where are the volume control and balance control situated?
Person C responds with:
These are situated in two large multi function
