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turbomart · Post by **turbomart** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:21 pm

My daughter just sent me these..........

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'oi whats your disability mate ?' I replied 'tourrettes, you c*nt, now f*ck off!' :lol:

A muslim women knocked at my door last night, didn't answer it, just talked to her through the letterbox, see how she f*ckin liked it. :-D

Post by **Ben** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:19 am

JC · Post by JC » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:54 pm

turbomart wrote:My daughter just sent me these..........

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'oi whats your disability mate ?' I replied 'tourrettes, you c*nt, now f*ck off!' :lol:

A muslim women knocked at my door last night, didn't answer it, just talked to her through the letterbox, see how she f*ckin liked it. :-D

:lol:

You need to have a word with your daughter.....

JC

Post by **Stuart** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:00 pm

Brilliant Mart
(Give her a bar of soap)

frayz · Post by **frayz** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:27 pm

Lovin the letterbox PMSL

323ian · Post by **323ian** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good!!

PUDDIN · Post by **PUDDIN** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:33 pm

:lol: :lol: very funny martyn

Bigpower

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