Some people amaze me - for their ignorance / audacity

kev@tga · Post by **kev@tga** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:41 pm

that is class stu i have to say =D> what about if he stood up and said darth vader voice on " your bakery products are weak old man" darth vader voice off :-D

Post by **Stuart** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:44 pm

It was a bit rash and I wasn't proud but this bloke got off lightly. I do/did tend to be a bit of a caveman in my younger years and if Tescos sold Axes he would have been in real trouble.

I was only posting my memoirs because it showed another side to supermarket rage and I also found it amusing, looking back

Nice one Kev, real funny :notworthy:

Post by **Ben** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:45 pm

Almost as funny as Kev bollocking a bunch of chavs at the pizza place on friday

- then being congratulated by the fellas mates who were as sick of him as we were.

kev@tga · Post by **kev@tga** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:48 pm

murano3 wrote:Almost as funny as Kev bollocking a bunch of chavs at the pizza place on friday - then being congratulated by the fellas mates who were as sick of him as we were.

lol yeah sorry about that, the funny bit was the chav trying to break a bud bottle to glass me :lol:

Dave-GTO · Post by **Dave-GTO** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:23 pm

Hope you took the french stick back and got a fresh one :-D :-D .

Dave

RX7 · Post by **RX7** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:13 pm

Was the french stick plain or with seeds on ?!!!?

Great story though and some brilliant replies !!!!

jungle-jim · Post by **jungle-jim** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:19 pm

well if you want a funny reply.....

"he must have been a pains in the arse"? ( geddit? pains? )

"hit him any harder, he would have been brown bread!"

"you butter had said sorry!"

"him looking at your missus was the yeast of his problems"

Rolygtst · Post by **Rolygtst** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:37 pm

stuartstaples wrote:I remember a few moons ago, when Tanya and I were shopping at a local Tescos when we lived in Essex. We were wandering along, putting the world to rights, when a young guy walked towards us, I noticed him from around 4 or 5 aisles away. He was staring at Tanya, basically admiring her from head to toe. My thoughts were]BAM[/size]

I had taken a french stick out of the trolley and in one smooth movement clobbered this twat around the head with it :lol: He fell into one of the end displays and Tan shrieked, pushing me away from him. To this day I don't know what I'd have done if he'd have got up and 'fought' back, but he skulked off bright red (and a head full of breadcrumbs) and I tried to compose myself. All very Rambo by my standards but that day still stays with me as I hate using violence and it's the only time I've felt the need to do something. Probably the only occassion I've resorted to physical conduct rather than just making a mug out of someone verbally, if anything was needed at all.

The morale I guess is that it must surely be good to know you're a better man than to lower oneself to reacting to these people. Ignorance in others is something I'm sure we all see everyday and dealing with the public all day long, perhaps I see it more often than most.

That cracked me up Stu that is a top story i can see it in my head :-D :-D :-D

Bubble · Post by **Bubble** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:47 pm

Luckily for me, I only have eyes for you Stu and not the lovely Tanya :gay:

oops the secret is out now

Cracking story though Stu and great restraint from you Ben.

Post by **Ben** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 pm

Geoff, It wasn't restraint from me ... I was stood there not believing what I was actually seeing