Bigpower

How after only a couple of days,

A perfectly sensible and sane chap - some might even say well rounded - like myself can get to the edge of the old boredom envelope and start looking at insanity as an attractive option. Ive only been stopped from driving for a few days and Im completely frustrated. Ive logged onto all my forums the last few days, watched some highly entertaining midget porn, and have almost flattened the batteries on my sudoku and PSP.

Ive done loads of invoicing, caught up with some quotes, kicked the dog on an hourly basis, and just managed to completely hijack some poor fellas "Hello" thread in a desperate attempt to increase my post count.

Dont suppose anyone has a spare sister or anything whose a bit board and feels the need to do a but of knob polishing ???

Ive already worn one nurse out and she says I am to receive the younger 25 year old model tomorrow to give me a polish, but I am concerned that my normally shy and quiet nature may never return if I dont find something amusing to do soon !!!

J.

Jamie - you are sounding like you have gone mad - I would happily switch places so you could document my 'New' software application Workflow V1.8 in Igraphix 2005 so I too could spend the day surfing the net.

Enjoy it while you can - if you want a laugh - type in Knob Creek on Youtube.com - and watch all the nutty parents giving their kids RPG's to shoot at cars / cows etc ...

'Perfectly sane and sensible'. J, go and stand in the corner and think about what you've just said. And wash your hands before using the keyboard you mucky little sod;)

I find pornolize.com always kills a few hours, if you get tennis elbow :lol:

Sorry,



Im getting increasingly frustrated with the reality that Im gonna have yet another of my dream cars sat about that I cant use :oops:

At least this time its not because a bunch of inept twats have fooked it though I guess.

Pornolizing a christian faith website might be a laugh

I had some religious types come round earlier - highlight of my month !!!

I answered the door, and he said.."Good morning, Id like to talk to you about creation"

I replied "You just missed it, I've just done a wonderful creation in the loo upstairs !!!"

He looked shocked, so I continued...."You guys better go now before I turn you to the dark side"

He still looked stunned, so I finished off with "You are the weakest link, goodbye" WINK



Wonder if they will come back tomorrow ????????/

You can feel free to swap with me so I dont have to work on Bens new processes !!! Anythings better than that...trust me

Maybe I missed it....but whats wrong mate ?

IM BORED !!!!!!!!





I am forced to pretty much sit here at home like a useless lump cos my little pinky hurts !!!

I can always find you a car that needs cleaning

Oh not that bored then :P

LOL

I think Sunday has a LOT to answer for actually, the last two days have been surprisingly painful !!

J

Do you need copious amounts of games and/or DVD's delivered in the morning? Everything from Video Option to Jenna 8) , Lego Star Wars on PSP to Saints Row on 360..........give me a shout

LOL

You're a star Stuart !!!

Lego Star Wars - I never knew someone had the originality to produce such a game !!! pmsl

I have actually organised something tomorrow, Thursday is Pork Day, and Friday Im thinking of OD'ing on painkillers and saying a great big "FOOKIT" and taking the car for a blat - in fact I may well saunter up your neck of the woods if you fancy a gander.

PM me your number - it will also provide some entertainment tonight at 3.30am if I have another sleepless night !! :twisted: - and I'll give you a ring if the painkiller plan ciomes into effect !!

J.