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Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:21 pm
by pablo
Some people really don't have a fecking clue. Seriously if this twat did this whilst we were on track...the terms 'justifiable homicide', 'self defense' are the sort of terms i'd be using after my arrest. mmmmm i've always wanted to try the pit manouver.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/16/boy-racer ... O=Facebook

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:53 pm
by jap.slapper
Sheep's Cnut!!! with a capital er....sheep :cuss:

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:48 pm
by john B
What a complete cnut !
I thought it was a joke to start with......Brands Hatch marshalls are gojng to be in the shit for allowing that to happen

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:05 pm
by jap.slapper
Just coming out with statements like this makes it clear that the guy is a complete prick:


Cottle, 22, told the MailOnline: "You only live once and I live every day like its my last. Now I’m getting slated for being different."


'Getting slated for being different' WTF is the tube going on about, he's being slated because what he did was fookin' idiotic and pointless. If he had dressed up as Batman and then driven his VW Polo into the middle of a fox hunt in protest then yeah fair enough you're making a statement....a stupid way of making it but a statement none the less, however to do what he did just because he fancies himself as Kent's answer to Dom Toretto is slap bang in the middle of 'in dire need of a slap' territory!


Double sheeps cnut!!!

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:57 pm
by maff
He's been arrested and released, not for endangering the lives of all the racers, or himself, but for "False Imprisonment" weird, guess his passengers thought he was a nob too.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/114482

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:57 pm
by jap.slapper
Apparently when interviewed by Police later that day his girlfriend was asked to comment on her boyfriends actions, to which she replied "Well if I'm honest I though his braking into turn one was a bit weak, he was slow through the corner and he completely missed the apex....all things considered he was a bit shit really officer".

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:20 pm
by pablo
False imprisonment carries a higher penalty than any of the other charges they could lay. Plus as its a case of 'using a motor vehicle in the commission of a crime', insurance companys won't touch the twat or if they do they'll rape him for it.

All competitors should now also bill him for loss of track time..

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:59 pm
by russ979
Yes i saw this the other day and laughed my arse off because the commentator called it a golf!...........
Seriously though what a total tosser! It makes my blood boil because its always the screwed in the head few that exploit any possible weakness. I guess track security will be heavily tightened up and getting around will be a pain in the arse.

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:38 am
by Ben
jap.slapper wrote:Apparently when interviewed by Police later that day his girlfriend was asked to comment on her boyfriends actions, to which she replied "Well if I'm honest I though his braking into turn one was a bit weak, he was slow through the corner and he completely missed the apex....all things considered he was a bit shit really officer".
Class :)

Re: Idiot drives onto track during race...

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:34 am
by Pike
Lucky for him he didn't venture out in the PGTI race. Wouldn't have thought twice about giving that shiny white Polo a little love rub.....