In the rear view mirror there appears out of nowhere this god awful dark blue glare, not the usual blue/purple hue of a brand new Audi or BMW but darker and "cheaper" the first thought that comes to mind is "Chav/Idiot"
Seconds later he comes shooting past at some stupid speed, (at this point i'm coming past the Shell petrol station) and then cuts right in front of a car pulling out of the garage.
'Idiot' i thought but never mind, he then seems to slow right down to about 50mph causing myself and a few other fellow drivers to over take him.. as i pull level with him he begins to match my speed.
"Here we go again i thought, some idiot wanting to race on a road filled with rush hour traffic at night.. Just F**K off.."
Its now apparent that this horrible car is an orange 52 plate Clio Cup 172. Ok granted, they aren't slow, and i have seen them fly round the circuit in a controlled area, not a chance am i going to entertain this idiot.
He probably thought because i was driving an Integra Type R that i would be up for some kind of fun on the road.. think again.
Anyway, as i continue, at this point doing about 75mph he pulls behind me, sits right up the rear of the car for about 2 miles, accelerating and then backing off etc.. How boring.
This continues up to the Wymondham turning, by which time my temper is starting to boil
thinking when i get to Thickthorn i'm going to get out and have a word with this idiot of a boy, suddenly and for some insane reason he swerves out, to almost be rear-ended by a hasty Audi Q7 and pulls back in behind me, the Audi drivers lights flash, horn goes and signs exchanged. Im getting sick of this, was almost tempted to drop it down and boot it but thought better of it as ive controlled myself this far..
He's now turned to pulling alongside, giving some sign abuse and then accelerating off, and then pulling back alongside. What an idiot, and un-provoked.
He goes for it one last time and as he is about 3 car lengths ahead i saw a huge puff of black smoke, something most certainly metallic come from the rear of the car and his hazards go on... "Bloody Brilliant" i thought to myself.
I slowed down to 60 opened my window and waved at him
as there he was, coming to a halt in the fast lane, just before the Ketteringham turning with his hazards on.. 
Serves you right son!!! So i apologise to anyone who got held up by the back-log of traffic that he would have inevitably caused...
This is why i'm glad i'm part of a club that has taught me a lot over the last few years and one whose members drive fast and well in controlled areas, not on the bloody road...
serves that fucker right 
i dont know if its me or not, but i relish seeing modern cars break 
