25 Things that make you feel like a man
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:22 pm
Pinched from another forum but I thought it was pretty good.
1. OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling.. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman, but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Weak. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle?
5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and
1. OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling.. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman, but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Weak. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle?
5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and
