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It's not a hotel, it's a house. Check out the MTM Audi









Edited to improve comical grammar

I know it's bigtime bling but actually i quite like that. I think it looks bloody good!! :thumb:

Not bad, most of it goes here:

ScoobieWRX wrote:I know it's bigtime bling but actually i quite like that. I think it looks bloody good!! :thumb:

On your mantlepiece perhaps. Can you imagine the accidents that thing must cause? The reflection of that sun would probably cook your eyes.

And at least 40 lashes if you scratched it

Oh! And do keep up Ben!

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P.S. If you get hungry while you're out in the desert you could always fry up a couple of eggs on the bonnet and heat up a cuppa tea on the turbo's. Job Done!! Bling Breakfast :lol:

And i don't mind the 40 lashes so long as they're attached to a girl that is full of eastern promise :devil:

You forgot the bacon & pork sausages

As for the eastern promise. That would be Fatima, an anagram of her description.

:pmsl:

oops....don't think that would go down well out there. They might think you're being blasphemous by offering them porky worky. They would chuck you in jail with nothing but some big fat hairy arab that hasn't seen a girl in a very long time that just happens to have the hump... or had lack of

I don't care what she's called, after 6mths in the desert even Fatigranma looks ok to me :lol:

OH well arfter posting i find out it IS a hotel and the audi isn't SILVER :roll: Doo but still very nice :lol:

BEN H wrote:OH well arfter posting i find out it IS a hotel and the audi isn't SILVER :roll: Doo but still very nice :lol:

Yeah, probably a hotel on a lifesive game of Saudi Monopoly. And, the 'silver' Audi is actually Platinum.