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9mpg !!!

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:25 pm
by Bladerider
Hardly economical motoring is it !!!!

And I wasnt even trying that hard !!!

I dunno, these modern diesels :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Wardrobes shouldnt be moved that fast really - its just not right !!!

:D

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:26 pm
by gary@apt
sounds like it needs a sneaky remap to me mate :-D

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:33 pm
by Bladerider
Are you a DMS type dealer than buttmunch ??

:D :D :D

xxxx

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:38 pm
by gary@apt
no we use a system that programs down port in car,very similar but cheaper

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:48 pm
by Bladerider
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:D :D :D

What sort of figures do you expect to get on a new 535d bimmer then ??

And does it remove the limiter, alter any gearbox shift patterns, and is it TOTALLY invisible to a dealer (for example, DMS reckon only BMW Germany would be able to see their new map)

Sounds promising so far - ie local, cheap and from someone I like rather than someone random. !!

Doesnt mean I will necessarily stop calling you names though you big gayer !!

:D

Xxx

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:02 pm
by gary@apt
ive sent guy your request's here's his replys

i dont touch the gearbox ecu but the torque inc can change the shift point if its auto

can inc limiter if required

invisble to diagnostics

how ever he was surprised that im a big gayer!!! :-D

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:56 pm
by Stuart
Bladerunner, you big chutney ferret you :duel:

Everytime you ring me at random o'clock, you're always bleeting about your van and traffic you seem to be stuck in. How on Earth do you manage 9mpg in traffic?

My 4 litre V6 did over 240 miles today on

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:45 am
by Vectraman
40 laps of Oulton last month and my Evo averaged 13mpg....

How feckin heavy was that wardrobe???!!! :-D

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:04 pm
by Bladerider
Thats why I didnt call you - I was having a wee moment of "freedom"

Besides, normally when I call you its late in the day during rush hour as you dont answer the phone at 6am when us non-inbred neanderthal throwbacks get up for work. If you werent up all night felching with your lasse doodoo then you might have a tad more spark in the morning, but I guess at your stage of evolution you cant afford to be too choosy !!!

:D :D :D :D :D

Oh and 210 track miles at Snett in the GT3 averaged out at 9mpg for comparison, but in fairness at times I was easing right off for the evos and skylines that were wobbling about in front of me and Ronnie !!!

:D

J.xx

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:24 pm
by Beanpotter
Bladerider wrote: If you werent up all night felching with your lasse doodoo then you might have a tad more spark in the morning, but I guess at your stage of evolution you cant afford to be too choosy !!!
:lol: Another quality post from the inimitable James.