This weekend....

Bladerider · Post by **Bladerider** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:08 am

I have been testing a theory that has been "buggin" me for a few days,

Namely, whether it is possible to burp, fart, shyte, be sick, cry and sneeze all at the same time........

.........I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that it is !!!

I dont know whether to blame the shoe bomber trainee at Subway near Holborn or Wayne Rooneys genetically inferior inbred 3rd cousin whom I believe I met on a building site on Friday wondering why there wasnt a door handle on the inside of the lift we were in at the time - or a window, that could reduce the smell of 20 Lambert and Butler and the donor kebab he had eaten for breakfast that morning (this was around 9am !!).

However, I am now starting to feel much better and am looking forwards to walking downstairs in the morning without soiling myself !!!

Just thought you all might like to know what Ive been err "doing"

Happy Days !!

J.

Bladerider · Post by **Bladerider** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:10 am

I havent even been able to test the "Traction off" button on the 3series BMW lent me,

Still plenty of time to get 60psi in the rears yet though !!!

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:46 am

I have read some your posts and comments with interest, and have come to the conclusion that i think you're a total bonkers nutcase.....but the strange thing is i feel some empathy and solice with you in that thought, almost kindred

And on that note it's my bedtime, night all :boring:

Post by **Ben** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:00 am

You're right - he's bonkers .... make sure you get a passenger lap with him

- in the Orange.

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:54 am

A pax lap i the Orange would be awesome......i just hope he's got enough horsepower in that hairdryer to pul a lard arse like me along :lol:

duncan · Post by **duncan** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:57 am

ScoobieWRX wrote:A pax lap i the Orange would be awesome......i just hope he's got enough horsepower in that hairdryer to pul a lard arse like me along :lol:

Having had a few driftee style laps on our drift nights with J - it is worth ensuring that you are around for one of them.

Weight wont be an issue - there are some 'big boned' people here that can vouch for the full Orange treatment :thumb:

ScoobieWRX · Post by **ScoobieWRX** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:07 am

Sounds good to me :thumb:

Post by **Stuart** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:17 am

James

shut it

Bladerider · Post by **Bladerider** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:18 pm

My lips are sealed Mr Muscle

J.

Bladerider · Post by **Bladerider** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:22 pm

Oh,

And Scoobie, as long as you dont weigh more than 25stone we should still be on the right side of 350bhp/ton !!

Notice I said nothing at all there Stu

Nada,

Zip

Diddly

J.