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Do you know - you think nothing will shock you - but then !

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I thought i'd seen most things .. but walking home from the pub the other night I saw the funny / weird thing.

Some drunk had gone to his own car, opened the drivers door and stood there pissing on his own interior (think he thought the door made him invisable) .... hello screwball !!! .... I didn't hang-around to see if he climbed into his stinky toilet of a car .... but it wasn't there the next day.
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Pah !!!

I dunno !!!

Some skyline owners have no respect anymore !!!

:D :D :D :D

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If you really want to see some really bazaar sights you should try driving a cab like me on Friday/Saturday nights :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

You just wouldn't believe what some people get upto :roll: .



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I'd have thought just living in Scotland would be enough for most peoples "Bizarre sightings threshold" !!!!

:D :D :D :D
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Post by Gerry H »

It could have belonged to the bloke who's knocking off his missus :twisted:
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Bladerider wrote:I'd have thought just living in Scotland would be enough for most peoples "Bizarre sightings threshold" !!!!

:D :D :D :D
Tell me about it matey :o :oops: , I can't wait to get back home to Hampshire :grin: .

I've been up here 4 years now and it seems to me that the locals, Have nothing better to do with their time than drink themselves in to a stupor 7 days a week :o , And that includes the females :roll: .

And while on about the locals, They must of pulled their driving licence's out of a Christmas cracker because f*ck knows how else they managed to get hold of them :roll: :evil: .

I pulled up out side this pub in the high street to pick up 3 local losers, Just as i did my 3 customers all piled out the door and spewed over the pavement in unison :o :roll: , Quality people for sure lol.


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Post by Fast Eddy »

Ben, perhaps he was sleepwalking. I know people who go in the most unusual places while they are still asleep. Wardrobes etc!
Well Rob at least they got rid of it before they got in the motor.
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Fast Eddy wrote: Well Rob at least they got rid of it before they got in the motor.

I suppose thats true lol, I just can't stand the locals :roll: :evil: .

They have no manners can't speak English to save their sorry lives and most of them stink too :o :roll: .

You get the odd nice one but I do mean the ODD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .



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Fast Eddy wrote:Ben, perhaps he was sleepwalking. I know people who go in the most unusual places while they are still asleep. Wardrobes etc!
Well Rob at least they got rid of it before they got in the motor.
The world is getting a crazy place for sure

Did you get my PM reply to your question Eddy ?.




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Why don't we combine a taxi and bladey and his talent? That'll give them something to hurl about 8)
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