EARTHQUAKE!
Had a neighbour once who, or so his ex-wife's story goes, was caught by her, stood in front of their full-length mirror wearing a cowboy style belt with holsters and pistols. In her underwear!
I was in York last night and didn't hear/feel anything
not even an earthquake.

I was in York last night and didn't hear/feel anything

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!